This ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ section is about questions nobody asked, but I’m going to answer them anyway.
Q: Are you a dude or a chick?
A: I’m not a dude, dude.
Q: How old are you Optimist?
A: 22 going on 40.
Q:How many languages is Optimist fluent in?
A:Three. Arabic, English, and Sarcasm.
Q: What is your real name?
A: Your mom.
Q: Where do you currently live?
A: United States of America.
Q: And what exactly are you doing there?
A: Going to University and Double majoring in Business and International Studies, with a minor in Awesome.
Q: Are you North or South Sudanese?
A: It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter.
Q: I want to repay you for rocking my world, where can I send you fan e-mail?
A: ee.optimist@gmail.com
Q: Something on your blog offended me, what should I do?
A: Press ALT +F4
Q: Why so serious?
A: Let’s put a smile on that face.
7 Comments
November 25, 2008 at 8:41 am
this is great
nay, this can only be described as EPIC
November 27, 2008 at 9:57 am
LOOOOL!!!! You really crack me up!
Why so serious … ?
Let’s put a smile on that face, hahaha..
You obviously have a great sense of humor. Keep ‘em coming…
December 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm
21? Going on 40? Damn. I never knew you also spoke sarcasm. That is an interesting language. I would love to learn it. Nice website btw!
Here are some Joker quotes that apply to the situation:
“I thought my jokes were bad.”
“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”
March 5, 2009 at 8:31 am
hey there
just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)
But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness
Cheers
Rara Avis
March 5, 2009 at 8:32 am
hey there
just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)
But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness
Cheers
Rara Avis
August 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I’m your biggest fan.
September 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
hi optimist…i like your writings because they contain thought- provoking ideas but i observe that you use a quite difficult language, may be because you want others to put you on apedestal and think of you as a higher creature…please be modest and adress us with simple words so as to understand your sarcasm language.