F.A.Q.

This ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ section is about questions nobody asked, but I’m going to answer them anyway.

Q: Are you a dude or a chick?
A: I’m not a dude, dude.

Q: How old are you Optimist?
A: 22 going on 40.

Q:How many languages is Optimist fluent in?
A:Three. Arabic, English, and Sarcasm.

Q: What is your real name?
A: Your mom.

Q: Where do you currently live?
A: United States of America.

Q: And what exactly are you doing there?
A: Going to University and Double majoring in Business and International Studies, with a minor in Awesome.

Q: Are you North or South Sudanese?
A: It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter.

Q: I want to repay you for rocking my world, where can I send you fan e-mail?
A:  ee.optimist@gmail.com

Q: Something on your blog offended me, what should I do?
A: Press ALT +F4

Q: Why so serious?
A: Let’s put a smile on that face.

7 Comments

  • this is great

    nay, this can only be described as EPIC

  • LOOOOL!!!! You really crack me up! :P

    Why so serious … ? :P

    Let’s put a smile on that face, hahaha..

    You obviously have a great sense of humor. Keep ‘em coming…

  • 21? Going on 40? Damn. I never knew you also spoke sarcasm. That is an interesting language. I would love to learn it. Nice website btw! :) Here are some Joker quotes that apply to the situation:

    “I thought my jokes were bad.”

    “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

  • hey there
    just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)

    But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness

    Cheers

    Rara Avis

  • hey there
    just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)

    But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness

    Cheers

    Rara Avis

  • I’m your biggest fan.

  • hi optimist…i like your writings because they contain thought- provoking ideas but i observe that you use a quite difficult language, may be because you want others to put you on apedestal and think of you as a higher creature…please be modest and adress us with simple words so as to understand your sarcasm language.


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