Some of my favorites:
1- ”Just Kidding!” #ReasonsMubarakIsLate
2- #reasonsmubarakislate he keeps getting interrupted by kanye west telling him that Cleopatra was the best egyptian leader of all times.
3- #ReasonsMubarakislate Arguing about baggage allowance 4 his departure flight: “Excess luggage? But Ben Ali´s wife took 1.5 tons of gold!!”
4- He can’t find his blanky. #ReasonsMubarakIsLate
5- #ReasonsMubarakIsLate: Googling countires with the least youth population
6- Trying to become “Mayor of Egypt” on Foursquare. #ReasonsMubarakIsLate
7- Throwing darts on Mark Zuckerberg’s picture for creating that darn Facebook #ReasonsMubarakisLate
8- #reasonsmubarakislate turn off heating – check. Passport – check. I’m sure I missing something? …….. Did I leave the iron on?
9- He’s trying to Google Map Saudi Arabia but forgot he shut down the internet. #ReasonsMubarakIsLate
10 – #ReasonsMubarakIsLate is that he’s busy reading all the #ReasonsMubarakIsLate tweets.