This ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ section is about questions nobody asked, but I’m going to answer them anyway.
Q: Are you a dude or a chick?
A: I’m not a dude, dude.
Q: How old are you Optimist?
A: 20-something going on 40.
Q:How many languages is Optimist fluent in?
A:Three. Arabic, English, and Sarcasm.
Q: What is your real name?
A: Your mom.
Q: Where do you currently live?
A: This user is currently roaming.
Q: And what exactly are you doing there?
A: Running the show, holding it down, winning at life, etc…
Q: Are you North or South Sudanese?
A: It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter.
Q: Are you Muslim or?
A: Jesus Christ I’m a Muslim girl of course!
Q: I want to repay you for rocking my world, where can I send you fan e-mail?
Q: Something on your blog offended me, what should I do?
A: Press ALT +F4 (If you are PC, pun intended)
Q: Why so serious?
A: Let’s put a smile on that face.