This ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ section is about questions nobody asked, but I’m going to answer them anyway.
Q: Are you a dude or a chick?
A: I’m not a dude, dude.
Q: How old are you Optimist?
A: 20-something going on 40.
Q:How many languages is Optimist fluent in?
A:Three. Arabic, English, and Sarcasm.
Q: What is your real name?
A: Your mom.
Q: Where do you currently live?
A: This user is currently roaming.
Q: And what exactly are you doing there?
A: Running the show, holding it down, winning at life, etc…
Q: Are you North or South Sudanese?
A: It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter.
Q: Are you Muslim or?
A: Jesus Christ I’m a Muslim girl of course!
Q: I want to repay you for rocking my world, where can I send you fan e-mail?
A: ee.optimist@gmail.com
Q: Something on your blog offended me, what should I do?
A: Press ALT +F4 (If you are PC, pun intended)
Q: Why so serious?
A: Let’s put a smile on that face.
The Sudanese Optimist 
this is great
nay, this can only be described as EPIC
LOOOOL!!!! You really crack me up! 😛
Why so serious … ? 😛
Let’s put a smile on that face, hahaha..
You obviously have a great sense of humor. Keep ’em coming…
21? Going on 40? Damn. I never knew you also spoke sarcasm. That is an interesting language. I would love to learn it. Nice website btw! 🙂 Here are some Joker quotes that apply to the situation:
“I thought my jokes were bad.”
“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”
hey there
just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)
But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness
Cheers
Rara Avis
hey there
just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)
But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness
Cheers
Rara Avis
I’m your biggest fan.
hi optimist…i like your writings because they contain thought- provoking ideas but i observe that you use a quite difficult language, may be because you want others to put you on apedestal and think of you as a higher creature…please be modest and adress us with simple words so as to understand your sarcasm language.
THANKS OPTIMIST. THIS IS ATRANSLATION OF WHAT WE FEEL.
Salam 3laykum wa Rahmat Allah
Thanks for rocking my world.
Good luck with the studies.
Pretty very good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts. Any way I will be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post once more soon.
Hello, Are you still there!?
last blog post was 2015.