F.A.Q.

This ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ section is about questions nobody asked, but I’m going to answer them anyway.

Q: Are you a dude or a chick?
A: I’m not a dude, dude.

Q: How old are you Optimist?
A: 20-something going on 40.

Q:How many languages is Optimist fluent in?
A:Three. Arabic, English, and Sarcasm.

Q: What is your real name?
A: Your mom.

Q: Where do you currently live?
A: This user is currently roaming.

Q: And what exactly are you doing there?
A: Running the show, holding it down, winning at life, etc…

Q: Are you North or South Sudanese?
A: It doesn’t and shouldn’t matter.

Q: Are you Muslim or?
A: Jesus Christ I’m a Muslim girl of course!

Q: I want to repay you for rocking my world, where can I send you fan e-mail?
A:  ee.optimist@gmail.com

Q: Something on your blog offended me, what should I do? 
A: Press ALT +F4 (If you are PC, pun intended)

Q: Why so serious?
A: Let’s put a smile on that face.

10 Responses to “F.A.Q.”

  1. Mustafa November 25, 2008 at 8:41 am #

    this is great

    nay, this can only be described as EPIC

  2. Amjad November 27, 2008 at 9:57 am #

    LOOOOL!!!! You really crack me up!😛

    Why so serious … ?😛

    Let’s put a smile on that face, hahaha..

    You obviously have a great sense of humor. Keep ’em coming…

  3. Rayyan December 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    21? Going on 40? Damn. I never knew you also spoke sarcasm. That is an interesting language. I would love to learn it. Nice website btw!🙂 Here are some Joker quotes that apply to the situation:

    “I thought my jokes were bad.”

    “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

  4. Rara Avis March 5, 2009 at 8:31 am #

    hey there
    just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)

    But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness

    Cheers

    Rara Avis

  5. Rara Avis March 5, 2009 at 8:32 am #

    hey there
    just commenting coz I found someone who has my major (International Studies)

    But also coz I’m partly Sudanese and am glad to see another fellow citizen invade close-mindedness

    Cheers

    Rara Avis

  6. Reem Khaled August 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm #

    I’m your biggest fan.

  7. abdalla miskeen September 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm #

    hi optimist…i like your writings because they contain thought- provoking ideas but i observe that you use a quite difficult language, may be because you want others to put you on apedestal and think of you as a higher creature…please be modest and adress us with simple words so as to understand your sarcasm language.

  8. JAMAL ALBAHI May 5, 2010 at 5:12 am #

    THANKS OPTIMIST. THIS IS ATRANSLATION OF WHAT WE FEEL.

  9. Hamza May 7, 2010 at 10:33 am #

    Salam 3laykum wa Rahmat Allah

    Thanks for rocking my world.

    Good luck with the studies.

  10. win quibids auctions April 10, 2013 at 9:37 am #

    Pretty very good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts. Any way I will be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post once more soon.

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